[笑话]如果男人来了月经······

假如男人也来月经~~~~~~~~~~~

1.男明星将增加广告收入；刘翔可以说:“每个月总有几天让我难以跨越，有了它。。。。。。。。。我能行！”

2.当老婆充满欲望时，男人可以害羞地说：“哎哟，人家不行嘛，大姨父来了.......”

3、球队在参加重要比赛的时候，除了要调整时差，还要调整男队员的月经期。足球报道会出现：各位观众朋友，现在曼联队阵容不整，除了几个主力队员受伤之外，前锋鲁尼也因为痛经临时退出了比赛。

4、电视上会出现以下场景：一个恶狠狠的男人面对一个惊慌失措的女人，恶狠狠地说：“要不是老子这几天来月经，非 强 奸了你这个小贱货！

5、当夫妻两个一起来月经时，都不能沾凉水，都不能做家务，于是一连七天吃方便面。

6、一个男人忧心重重地找到医生，说：“大夫，我已经两个月没来月经了！您看是怎么回事？”医生仔细检查了一下，说：“你的前列腺堵了……”

7、一个小男孩下半身全是血，哭哭啼啼地回家，妈妈和蔼的告诉他，第一次来月经时应该注意的事项，并鼓励他，说他已经是一名真正的男子汉了！

8、朋友问他：“你女朋友第一次和你上床时，是处女吗？”该男不好意思地回答：“不太清楚，我们第一次时，刚好我来月经……”


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Remote support in easy way

First, both parties must download this free software called TeamViewer at HERE.
After download, extract the files.
Both parties now run the TeamViewer.exe.



Then, the person who encountered computer problems can now tell the temporary ID and password to the Helper.

For the Helper, under "CREATE SESSION", select "remote support" and key in the ID given. Press 'connect to partner' button. And enter the password given when prompted.

When the connection is established, a window will pop up which allowed the Helper to view the person desktop screen, and also granted keyboard and mouse control permission to solve computer problems.

Note: you can simply cut the connection anytime if found the Helper doing irrelevant stuff to your computer. =)